Piston Engine

L1 “Morning Mrs Gorilla”

L2 “Morning Mrs Non-Gorilla”

L1 “Been shopping?”

L2 “No…been shopping”

L1 “Did you buy anything?”

L2 (points) “A Piston Engine”

L1 “What did you buy that for?”

L2 “OOhhhh, it was a bargain”

L1 “Ooooh, How do you cook it?”

L2 “You don’t cook it, it’s a Piston Engine…”

Best said in a male British voice, pretending to be a housewife.