Dearest Guild:
First off I should tell you I am Canadian, I will say eh? for you and call you a hoser if you like, but it is not commonly a part of my vernacular. I will however talk about how cold it is and apologize for no reason, and I do drink ice tea and it is not cold tea with lots of sugar. I drink hot tea too. Tea is a mature drink. I’m an RECE at an early learning centre in Ontario, I was born and raised here. We live in a small community near Lake Huron and have a large lawn of about an acre and a half I believe. Strangers are asked to stay off by the use of written signs on posts in the driveway. We have people come and try to cross our lawn to see the salmon spawning and my husband will chase them off. At this point he does not shake his fist and call them whippersnappers, but I am certain this will happen one day.
I believe I am a good fit for this guild. I certainly meet the age requirement, Mature? I work with 1 and 2 years olds ALL day and then come home to 3 children of my own, and my husband occasionally regresses to his 9 year old self so mature sounds wonderful!
Not looking for specific classes? Wonderful!! I will always play a druid.
I’m definitely not about being first. I have been playing for 10 years I should be quite efficient at getting the next 10 levels when the expansions come out but guaranteed you will level your main and at least four of your alts before I get there, I like to take the scenic route. Definitely not in a hurry.
What can I offer the guild? I excel at getting lost, and getting stuck. I can surely be of help to anyone who is stuck or lost. Unless you’re in Dor’Danil Barrow Den, I swear they move the exit randomly and /guffaw at my desperate efforts to escape.
I will participate in guild events! If you’re doing a naked gnome run I’m there!
Bursting into dance? I’m there!
Sitting around a fire with friends and telling stories whilst your pet skunk chases someones cat? I’m there!
If I’m running a dungeon with you, I’m there because you need a healer, but it’s also because I’m hoping you’ll be the one to rejoin us after a wipe and autorun into a mob, or you will come with your fishing rod equipped so I can have a good giggle. I will always /dance while I am waiting in a guild run. In each druid form. Sometimes I will come with bunny ears on.
The fun in this game for me can be easily demonstrated by the 20 minutes i just spent trying to get Pepe to stand on my head. I am the least competitive person you have probably ever met. That being said, if there is something I want, like that mushroom chair they put in the firelands content? You know the one? Well I REALLY wanted to randomly sit on a mushroom chair so I burned right through that content. A piece of gear that will look nice? I will heal that dungeon run 50 times you will get every guild achievement possible in there while i try to get that piece.
My first record album? I think it was STYX. We also listened to the irish rovers on 8 track in our Maverick on the way to Santa’s Village if anyone knows what that means, and I had a HUGE tape recorder with reels that I used a microphone that plugged in to record music off the radio on.
I truly hope I have included enough relevant information here, I became away of your guild though Xpsyded, whom I know as Chinchang from Blades Edge. I believe he is a good reference as he is old and has a lawn. If he is not a good reference, and has perhaps been warned for various infractions, please forget I mentioned him.
Yours truly,
Adinaria (Adirunetotem on Tanaris)