Growing up in NYC I never had a lawn, but many times I would go to central park and just yell at all the young people sitting on a patch of grass. Being that this was NYC most people just ignored my yelling, and chalked me up to just another crazy person. Eventually I was banned from going to central park.
It was at this time I was not sure what I was going to do. Yelling at young people was my only hobby. I tried to get into shuffle board but my back always hurt, I attempted to learn bridge, but the book is too damn long and makes my eyes hurt.
Just when I was going to give up, I went to my mailbox, inside was about 10 CD’s for some program called “America Online.” I had no idea what Online was or why America needed to be online but it looked interesting, so I put that bad boy in my CD drive and I was off to the races.
Every morning I could log in and some nice man would tell me I had mail! I could join these rooms where I could talk to people all over the world. America Online indeed!
Some guy in a chat room told me to play EverQuest (so I did) (de-leveling was sooooo much fun!) then I played EQ2, Star Wars Galaxies etc. played them all. I am returning to WoW after some time off. My old guild has been infested with a bunch of 14 year olds (at least they sound 14). I am very laid back just looking for a cool place to chill (as the kids say these days)
I have 1 dog and she’s amazing. I have no idea what a butter keeper is, I can only assume it keeps your butter fresh? I just use this contraption called an ice box (the traveling salesmen told me it was all the rage nowadays)
So I can have all the money I need and an island shaped like a skull? Well I would obviously use the money to turn the entire island into one big lawn, and post a “Keep of my Lawn” sign.
First album I owned… ummmm it was a vanilla ice cassette tape 
my favorite color is blue. I hope that helps you guys get to know me a little bit better. I have to go talk to my friend Tom on MySpace now